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@englishpiece
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My mad lib results tonight, WTF!
Mad Lib: Invasion
It is a little known fact that Aliens have been watching New york for 999,999,999 7 thousand years.
Only the ^ie-like people believed that it was just a matter of time before Aliens invaded the Dickie city of New york.
Anna, who was a ^ie-like person tried to warn the people, telling them their best defense was to hang Bras from the trees and Red shoes on every door knob.
Unfortunately no one believed Anna and when Aliens attacked Ne
@englishpiece
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58 Things to do in an Elevator
1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.
5. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
6.
@englishpiece
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he scene of the crash.
Q. What did Cinderella say to the photographer?
A. "Someday my prints will come!"
Q. Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
A. If he flew over a bay he'd be called a bagel!
Q. What kind of shoes does a spy wear?
A. Sneakers.
Q. What kind of birds always stay together?
A. Velcrows.
Q. What do you call a super hero who has lost his powers?
A. A super-zero.
Q. What do people have in common with a math book?
A. We've all got a lot of problems!
Q. Why did the cow go to
@englishpiece
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Q. What sort of appliance does a monkey use?
A. A gorilla. (A griller)
Q. Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. Whoever knows it, wants it not. What is it?
A. Counterfeit money.
Q. What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
A. Open TOAD sandals.
Q. What do you do if a teacher rolls her eyes at you?
A. Pick them up and roll them back to her!
Q. What does the pink panther do with his camera?
A. He takes PINKtures!
Q. A duck, a cat and a cow went out to dinner, who had to pa
@englishpiece
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Question:
A man went into a party and drank some of the punch. He then left early. Everyone at the party who drunk the punch subsequently died of poisoning. Why did the man not die?
Answer:
The poison from the punch came from the ice cubes. When the man drank the punch, the ice was fully frozen. Gradually, as the ice cubes melted the poison was released into the punch.
@englishpiece
@englishpiece
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Question:
Which is correct: Seven and five is thir^ or Seven and five are thir^?
Answer:
Neither statement is correct because 7+5=12.
@englishpiece
@englishpiece
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Question:
How many squares are there on a chessboard? (Hint: The answer is not 64.)
Answer:
204.
@englishpiece
@englishpiece
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Question:
How can you take 9 toothpicks and make ten without breaking the toothpicks?
Answer:
TEN (every line making the letters in the word ten is one toothpick. There are nine lines you draw when writing ten, so there are 9 toothpicks making TEN).
@englishpiece
@englishpiece
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Question:
He who builds me doesn't want me,
he who buys me doesn't use me,
he that uses me doesn't know he's got me.
What am I?
Answer:
A coffin.
@englishpiece
@englishpiece
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Question:
What kills kings,
what makes mountains crumble,
and makes all life come to an end?
Answer:
Time.
@englishpiece
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